Sorry :-)
“Sorry
” is what the post-it read, which was affixed to the driver side door.
I suspect this to be the escalation of what was my one of my neighbors’ drunken friends throwing wine onto my apartment door. I confronted them about it and told them to clean it up, but they gave me every excuse they could come up with about how it wasn’t them, wasn’t one of their friends, must’ve been some random stranger, ok-maybe it was our friend who had wine, but it’s still not our problem.. I ended up cleaning it myself.
However on the 11th of April, I contacted the local police with a noise complaint, which almost escalated into their door being kicked down by BPD. Ultimately they got fined for the noise, were given a slap on the wrist for the bowl of marijuana, and BPD didn’t bother to ascertain anyone’s age (except for whoever claimed to be the renter of the apartment).. Go BPD!
As far as I can tell, the scratch was placed while I was out riding my bike during the day on this Saturday. The car beside mine had not come or gone for some time and still has not, so I find it difficult to come up with any other scenario for how this occurred other than deliberately. I also find the post-it note quite peculiar because of the smiley face; I can only assume it was to rub it in my face.
I’d like to open the floor to suggestions of what to do, thanks.


April 26th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Have you talked to anyone at the apt complex? You would think that they would have to take some of the blame as they rent to your neighbors. Did you let the BPD know that your car was vandalized? I think you need to keep some sort of record of problems that you are encountering.
April 26th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Here is what you do.. Get yourself a baseball bat, some duct tape, a roll of quarters, two illegal immigrants, a tube of Vaseline, and a can of spam.
As with all internet instructional text or videos, you are responsible for the method and the manner in which the above will be used.
Step 1.. I can’t believe you are still reading this. Isn’t it pretty obvious? Don’t you watch Sopranos?